hi, i just wanted to ask a quwstion to the ppl in charge
who is the person who writes stuff in "kobra's corner' and hjow may I contact them? i wish to interview this "kobra" for an assignment my pastor gave us at sunday school. the assignment was to find a heathen adn ask them why they habve turned away from christianity, and to tell them there's still time to ask god for forgiveness and be saved.
thanks
First off, how did you find this website? We aren't exactly the first hit on google for "heathen", you know. Is this some kind of bad joke, or will you fools crawl through hundreds of search results until you find some obscure website, only to go there and make an idiot of yourself?
Secondly, how am I a heathen? I'm not just a heathen, I'm an asshole, too. But above all this I'm an American, and I have the freedom to NOT believe in Christianity.
More importantly, though: What kind of lame-assed assignment is that? Isn't Christianity supposed to be an open-minded religion? Your pastor is trying to talk you into commiting religious opression. That's a violation of my Constitutional rights.
And, just for your information, I'm Kobra. "Nice" to meet you. I write my opinions in Kobra's Corner, and if you don't like 'em then don't read 'em. It's as simple as that.
And, y'know, I used to be a Christian. Honestly. And then I turned 4 and realized that no omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, "kind, loving, and forgiving" God would make one person burn for ETERNITY because they made one mistake in life. I can see that this will never click with you, mainly because of the ignorance associated with ultra-religious people.
Go find someone else to forcefeed your hackneyed religion. Organized religion makes me sick.
Also: Anonymouse.org is overrated. I can still get your original IP address. Fool.
Sir, or Madam, I would like to help you with this little puzzle that fanatics like yourself seem to have so much trouble solving.
For some reason, people like you seem to think religion makes you a better person than people like Kobra.
You're Wrong, Dead Wrong, and Jesus is probably angry with you for it.
And should you so Inherently say that I'm wrong on this, I'd like to point out that you called him a "Heathen," which is, most regrettably, a Christian term of Inferiority. You also mentioned The Salvation of Others, a goal of you and me alike, and probably kobra too, though I'll admit, not as "holy" as ours. Let me ask you this, hypothetically, if someone came to you, called you a heathen, and then spoke of a god of love and mercy, and tried to recruit the heathen to what seemed to be a cult more than a true faith, what would your response be?
If you said Fuck No, then your absolutely right, and free to repent and waste for your ignorance.
If you Said Yes or The Like, You're an Idiot, and are lesser a person than any I've met
If you made some Emo excuse or any other answer, You're a Coward, you hide behind excuses like the skirts of little girls, and you avoid the question.
You, and people like you, are the reason we Christians are getting negative attention... YES I SAID WE!
I am a Christian, but I happen to believe the parts of the bible that preach toleration, Acceptance, and Forgiveness, not just read them. I disagree with many things Kobra says, does, and believes; He knows it, and others do as well. I believe he has the same feelings vice-versa. But I actually TRY to see from HIS and others points of view... I try to be Open and willing to listen to opposing views, and you wanna know why?!
Because, I believe that Christianity is the true Faith, and because of that, why do I need to be shaking in fear and opposition when someone brings up something different.
Also, I go to Church rarely, and before you go saying "Pagan, Heathen, Hypocrite!!!", I'll tell you why:
Christianity is supposed to be a Personal faith, not a Holy army of believers.
The things your doing is proof for my argument. You go to church, your pastor gives you an Assignment to track down a "Heathen," Find out why he's a heathen, and bring back the data so you can recruit more members for your hypocritic organization.
I won't Condemn you like you did Kobra, you know why? Because it says in the BIBLE that judgement is his place, not yours, you moron...
But I will say you are an embarassment to yourself, me, and most likely others
I can almost guarantee that either, A, this guy's just a joke account and in which case he doesn't deserve the dignity of a response or B, this person's a four year old and you should lighten up on him. I think A is the most likely answer, as a brainwashed kid (or adult for that matter)isn't likely to be smart enough to think of trying to cover their IP address.
I dont care if it was A or B, he's an Idiot either way, and for the things he has said he has called upon my spite...
Hey worthless cocksucking piece of shit, if your looking for a heathen why the fuck didn't you ask me. Let me tell you something "YOUR GOD CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!". See that. Thats called blasphemy, wanna know how I can do that. Because your god gave me free will, right. Then what the fuck is wrong with me excersising the right that God himself gave me. If I didn't do that then I would be taking a wonderful opportunity for granted.
Also, how the hell am I suppose to believe the bible if it was written by man. Faith? Fuck Faith with a steel bat wrapped in rusty razor wire. It WAS changed, no doubt. If I can say Jesus was a whiney punk ass piece of shit without being stuck down by lightning than someone could have changed the bible. Don't forget some people won't just believe what ever bullshit that is force fed to them as a child.
So do me and start defending yourself so I can make fun of you for being a dumbass, I'ts quite fun.
you encourage him Omen... I'm all for Idiots being treated as Idiots, but I'd rather not hear him go on idiotically lol
I'm hoping that it's A, because if a pastor actually gave such a suck-ass assignment, I'll hunt down every member of that church and brutally slaughter them.
yes thats right. kobra is a heathen. the way he, nighmare, and omen flamed bria was inexcusable. and so is the way you're all flaming me.
jwguy: you must not be a true christian. what sect do you belong to? personally, i'm a jehovah's witness.
i won't tolerate your hatred. and omen, you're going to hell!
http://www.burnjes.us
god, you stupid idiots are giving people like me a bad name, and by the way JEHOVAS WITNESS IS HEATHEN YOU IDIOT! IT IS A CULT!!
stupid dipsh*t... i HATE people like you that give MY religion such an obscene view by others, all you idiots do is scare people away, you stupid hypocrit! shut it and get out of this site...
...so, yeah, you picked the entirely wrong bunch of people to approach, here. I think you insulted everyone, even those you would otherwise have greeted happily, I suppose.
I'm not terribly bothered about being called a heathen - you're a complete and total stranger to me, as I am to you, so I'm fairly certain your judgement can't be based on anything beyond what you know off this site, which in the case of anyone except Kobra, and the posts, is... probably highly minimal.
Better a heathen than someone idiotic enough to post something like that, here.
If you ARE foolhardy enough to return to this thread, please leave. Preaching is a waste of everyone's time - your time to type, and our time to retort.
Although I must say I do find it mildly amusing.
its probably some 11 year old idiot... incompitent losers are so full of themselves
I think this guy's probably just out for attention, so I shall handle it as thus.
*Locked? You decide...*
Aw... I wanted to humiliate him more personally.... I hope he comes back... for some reason people like that make me.....spiteful...
BTW, He said someone named 'Bria' (I'm Guessing Brian) came here before. Apparently you guys met him head on as well lol... Where was that?
hey kobra, do you have his IP? i can show him some true generosity by making him get a new computer
LMAO!!!! You fucking liar!!! Jehovah's witnesses don't belive in hell, the believe that hell is nothing but your grave you fucking moron, how dare you try to doubt me you piece of shit. Don't try to argue with me on a subject you know nothing of. Also, I'd rather Reign in hell than serve in heaven.
If you truly are a religous person than you wouldn't mind if I crucify you to a cross and hang it up side down in the vatican. Stigmata and such like that only happen to the most loyal followers, I would just be proving how wonderfully pure you are and that I'm an antichrist or heathen.
So let me help you.
If you are a Jehovahs witness, then when was satan cast out of heaven unto the earth, name the elders at your kingdom hall, and tell me how long are they suppose to be at bethel until they can become elders.
And this is why I believe religions are the bane of fucking existance and should never have been invented. Why do I need to ask more than what I want to believe in? Screw Jesus, screw Mohammad, screw Buddha. I believe in what I want and that's FINAL. I also don't go around forcing or rejecting other people because their beliefs are different from mine. As long as they're cool people to be around, I don't care if it's a Christian, Islamic, Jewish, Buddhist, Satanist, or whatever they are.
And if I offended you JesusFreak, good. Compared to standard religions, I'd be a 100% non-religious guy. However I do respect, listen to, and try to see the meaning behind valid philosophies in various religions. Note I didn't say "teachings", I take them as philosophies, not something rigidly defined like math (1+1=2).
For example, Christianity says that "god made you in his image". However I took that as "live life in a proper and fun way", which is in a way common sense.
So bottom line: Believe in what you want and don't give a fucking crap about what others believe in. And with that said, get the fuck out of here JesusFreak.
P.S. And no, I'm not usually this harsh, but I hate to see people forcing things when they don't have the right.
I think we scared him off. About damn time, too.
Haha this topic is so obviously a joke
I don't think this guy could have contrived anything that could piss off kobra more.. in any case if this guy's serious, Kobra smashed him to bits
I knew exactly what this was as soon as I saw the topic title and the username...
Don't you just love people?
Here's a quote from Bash.org that I think applies to the situation very well:
Yeah that pretty much sums it up
regretably, and whats worse, if they're ABOVE average, that just means that they'll be more persistent, and make bigger @sses of themselves...
I hope he/she/it comes back, i havnt had a chance to insult that bible bashing freak yet
Who ever wrote that...
Errr, he has the freedom of religion, or not having religion, so suck it up. Also, I do not like the term "heathen" to describe someone who is not Christian. I am Christian, but I do not use words like "heathen," "hellbound," or anything like that. If you are going to be a Christian, act like one, don't be retarded and and use words that people who are not Chrsitian obviously don't care about. Sorry dude, but interview someone you know and have spoken words too.
I would've given him an interview if he pursued it. Or is it her?
oh ya, you woulda given it to him alright, lol
her. didnt she come back or something?
It'd be really fucking hilarious if jesusfreak2006 wasn't Bria. I would seriously die from laughter.
Why, cause he actually bothered to come and rant on behalf of someone? lol
Because that means that all of his kind are worthless fucks. Not just one of them.
lol, well they aren't completely worthless, we could use them as fodder or target practice... But thats inhumane
Yeah. They deserve much worse!
My dad says christians eat newborn protestants. Christianity is also the only religion that refers to their god as God, "A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions." and every other religion has a name for their God like Zeus
The Christian God is called Yahweh I believe.
I didn't know jehovah's witnesses were christians... I don't understand religion. The majority of what I know about religion comes from Robin Williams... lol
"How do you have crucifixion, ressurection, then coloured eggs and easter bunnies. Even the children are saying "Mom, what is this? Bunnies don't lay eggs!"" lmao
Some old granny jehovah's witnesses came to my door one day, and my dad took off his clothes and answered the door in his underwear and started scratching himself and when they told my dad that they only want world peace and the only way to solve conflict is through talking blablabla my dad was like "Well, me and my family are in TaeKwon-Do, if we are ever in a conflict, we just kick them in the face repeatedly until they bleed and stop arguing." as he continued scratching just to disturb them.
ZOMGROFLMAO
and they were mumbling under their breath as they left the front door.
My dad is so awesome.
XD pwned.
Btw.. you gotta do something about your signature.. TKDallas..
lol yeah :\
TKDallas, i hope you know your conception of christianity is WAY off.... mormons and jehovas witnesses are CULTS of christianity, and where the hell did you get that we eat newborn protestants? were not cannibals....
imo, tkdallas, your probably some 11 year old kiddie who has no clue about what really happens, you just live off of what your parents tell you. the incompitents shown by people who are like this is astounding.....
i'm not some kid that follows his parents perfectly or any crap like that, im the way i am because i made myself that way, imo also, people use their parents belifes as a crutch for their weaknesses in logical thinking about subject matters far beyond their visible comprehension. heres a challenge for all of you out there who insist that theyre right, without ANY good backup, prove to me that god does, or does not exist, with solid, logical evidence, not some opinionated bs like i've been seeing from everyone....
Whoa calm down lemur, Whether it was a joke or not, don't get all defensive... Either Humor him or Calmly Point him in the right direction... Seriously, You just went all explody...
Also, The reason the concept of God even exists is through opinion... In short, you're asking an impossible question and are therefore looking like an idiot... Calm down.
I'll enlighten him lol:
TK, that whole easter thing is just like Christmas in my opinion... On christmas, No child wants to go to church and listen to how a Savior was born... NO matter how important it was... Same thing with easter, Noone wants to wake up and hear how someone died, and then arose and then came back, and then arose again...
To put it simply, there are few reasons why these holidays are like they are...
1. To draw in the youth into observing these holidays
2. To make them days to look foward to..
and 3. to emulate the feelings of those day's importance:
Easter is "Easter Egg in Bush" = "Suprise" = "OMFG!!! THE GUYS ALIVE AGAIN!!!"
Christmas is "Giving and recieving, and a Generous atmosphere" = "Goodwill" = "God has given us a savior! Let us be happy W00T!!!!"
Yes. We call God, God.... Oddly we have many names for him, but god is simpler, and Christianity was meant to be a simple personal faith (I know, this is like the 17th time I've said it).... Jehovah, Noel, Emmanuel, The Lion (Of Judah) and such
Yahweh is the name that Jews have for god... it means "I am" in hebrew lol, That's What God told Moses when asked what he was called....
Also, I have a theory on the Question of Gods and Goddesses, and it seems to comply with christianity very well.... I may make a literary later...
soooorrrrrrrryyyyyy lemur
Sigh, to think when I joined Kobrasrealm everyone was so young and innocent and now you're all grown up and debating religious conflicts and talking about maliciously mauling newborn children and devouring them. How fast they grow up eh.
@nightmare: Of course, Even if in the beginning it started in good taste, None of it would've have gotten anywhere, much less blow up like it has, had the commercial industry not found that profit could be made, and encouraged the growth of the "Holidays" until they grew abnormally into what they are now lol
@hawkeye: Never were we innocent in youth, We have now things that are important, that and a tendancy to argue lol
your'e all wrong!!!! kobra, i pray that one day you do find god.
I hate you all!!!
also, omen: you're going to burn in the lake of FIRE for all ETERNITY. i will laugh at you while i stand behind the pearly gates and you're in constant agony. you have been warned!!!!!!
wow kobra, you got your wish, first dibs!
hmm.. isnt hate against your "religion"? and good luck w/ converting kobra, you'll need it
Oh yes, we're all wrong, and this single person is right! How could I have got that confused? ![]()
lol, rmn, always the dry sarcasm with you isnt it? meh... i hate his kind, makes me ashamed to say im a christian....
You know JF, the way you're acting I wouldn't be suprised if someone traded your "Oh-so-Pure" soul for Omen's...
Or maybe He'll get first dibs on Bashing your head in while in hell....
Eithers good, though the first would be my choice...
Hey, jesusfreak, maybe you haven't realized it by now, but there are several things you didn't take into account when you began posting here again:
1. You're a flaming hypocrite and your posts contradict eachother
2. Your "opinions" are so flawed that they make the Catholic Church look like a perfect democracye
3. Kobra's Realm is an RM community... if you have something to say about Kobra's Corner, e-mail me.
4. Kobra's Corner is where I post my opinions. Because of my generosity, I allow some members to comment on my posts (especially if they're saying something funny). It is not a place for you to try and argue with me when you're wrong.
5. You're not welcome here. Neither is anyone else who believes the same things you do. Maybe if you come back when your balls drop you won't be such an immature zealous child.
Ignorance must be bliss for you, but it's torment for everyone else who has to hear your bullshit!
Pretty much, He acts so much like a pope, he probably is just a catholic reject hiding behind a Cult Cover, in that case, he's never been Christian to begin with...
In case you don't know... I hate catholicism..... And noone can ever convince me that's a Christian religion...
when that dude, jesusfreak something something, said that some dude should burn in a fire lake.. hmm.. man i start thinking about simpsons.. ya know, that apocalypse episode when homer says "Mmmhmm! smells like barbeque!" when the gates of hell is opened. XD
hmm... not much left to say, just sum it up in one phrase
your a douchebag thats worse than the bloody pope, you hypocrite
thats all, lol
and of course your like that RMN, meh... just add some cynasism, and you'll have it made! lol
Urge... to correct... rising!!!
Ah!!
You're a douchebag who is worse than the bloody pope, you hypocrite.
That's all, lol
you'll have it made! lol
I'm sorry blokes, I've turned into rlp's successor.
It's also "cynacism", and I have more than you realise.
I always thought it was "Cynicism"
as in "Cynical," "Cynic," and such.... *looks Up*
Yay I win!
I think thats the American version JW. RockmanNeo and myself spell it the original way. ![]()
Or he could just be wrong, who has a dictionary these days?
'Cynicism'. It's 'cynicism' - 'cynacism' is a typo.
Who is becoming my successor? I'm sorry, but any true successor of mine would know that typo when they saw it.
...
I'm also not dead and/or gone yet, either. The position is still taken.
*shakes fist in annoyance*
You got me this time rlp, but mark my words... mark them!
Anyway, this should probably be closed now. Its kinda gone a bit off topic.
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