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jesusfreak2006
post Jul 16 2006, 11:29 PM
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hi, i just wanted to ask a quwstion to the ppl in charge

who is the person who writes stuff in "kobra's corner' and hjow may I contact them? i wish to interview this "kobra" for an assignment my pastor gave us at sunday school. the assignment was to find a heathen adn ask them why they habve turned away from christianity, and to tell them there's still time to ask god for forgiveness and be saved.

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post Jul 16 2006, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(jesusfreak2006 @ Jul 16 2006, 11:29 PM)
hi, i just wanted to ask a quwstion to the ppl in charge

who is the person who writes stuff in "kobra's corner' and hjow may I contact them? i wish to interview this "kobra" for an assignment my pastor gave us at sunday school. the assignment was to find a heathen adn ask them why they habve turned away from christianity, and to tell them there's still time to ask god for forgiveness and be saved.

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People like you...worry me. Honestly. How can someone be a heathen for simply not believing in Christianity? That is a complete load of utter bullshit. You shouldn't FORCE you opinion onto other people. If you believe God is your lord and savior then believe it, but don't preach to those who don't give a damn. Don't lable someone the 'spawn of satan' because they follow another religion. Freedom is something that we American's were 'blessed' with. If you don't like it, go to fucking Europe. Nazi.
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post Jul 16 2006, 11:49 PM
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First off, how did you find this website? We aren't exactly the first hit on google for "heathen", you know. Is this some kind of bad joke, or will you fools crawl through hundreds of search results until you find some obscure website, only to go there and make an idiot of yourself?

Secondly, how am I a heathen? I'm not just a heathen, I'm an asshole, too. But above all this I'm an American, and I have the freedom to NOT believe in Christianity.

More importantly, though: What kind of lame-assed assignment is that? Isn't Christianity supposed to be an open-minded religion? Your pastor is trying to talk you into commiting religious opression. That's a violation of my Constitutional rights.

And, just for your information, I'm Kobra. "Nice" to meet you. I write my opinions in Kobra's Corner, and if you don't like 'em then don't read 'em. It's as simple as that.

And, y'know, I used to be a Christian. Honestly. And then I turned 4 and realized that no omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, "kind, loving, and forgiving" God would make one person burn for ETERNITY because they made one mistake in life. I can see that this will never click with you, mainly because of the ignorance associated with ultra-religious people.

Go find someone else to forcefeed your hackneyed religion. Organized religion makes me sick.

Also: Anonymouse.org is overrated. I can still get your original IP address. Fool.


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post Jul 17 2006, 12:06 AM
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Sir, or Madam, I would like to help you with this little puzzle that fanatics like yourself seem to have so much trouble solving.

For some reason, people like you seem to think religion makes you a better person than people like Kobra.

You're Wrong, Dead Wrong, and Jesus is probably angry with you for it.

And should you so Inherently say that I'm wrong on this, I'd like to point out that you called him a "Heathen," which is, most regrettably, a Christian term of Inferiority. You also mentioned The Salvation of Others, a goal of you and me alike, and probably kobra too, though I'll admit, not as "holy" as ours. Let me ask you this, hypothetically, if someone came to you, called you a heathen, and then spoke of a god of love and mercy, and tried to recruit the heathen to what seemed to be a cult more than a true faith, what would your response be?

If you said Fuck No, then your absolutely right, and free to repent and waste for your ignorance.

If you Said Yes or The Like, You're an Idiot, and are lesser a person than any I've met

If you made some Emo excuse or any other answer, You're a Coward, you hide behind excuses like the skirts of little girls, and you avoid the question.

You, and people like you, are the reason we Christians are getting negative attention... YES I SAID WE!

I am a Christian, but I happen to believe the parts of the bible that preach toleration, Acceptance, and Forgiveness, not just read them. I disagree with many things Kobra says, does, and believes; He knows it, and others do as well. I believe he has the same feelings vice-versa. But I actually TRY to see from HIS and others points of view... I try to be Open and willing to listen to opposing views, and you wanna know why?!

Because, I believe that Christianity is the true Faith, and because of that, why do I need to be shaking in fear and opposition when someone brings up something different.

Also, I go to Church rarely, and before you go saying "Pagan, Heathen, Hypocrite!!!", I'll tell you why:

Christianity is supposed to be a Personal faith, not a Holy army of believers.

The things your doing is proof for my argument. You go to church, your pastor gives you an Assignment to track down a "Heathen," Find out why he's a heathen, and bring back the data so you can recruit more members for your hypocritic organization.

I won't Condemn you like you did Kobra, you know why? Because it says in the BIBLE that judgement is his place, not yours, you moron...

But I will say you are an embarassment to yourself, me, and most likely others
   
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post Jul 17 2006, 12:39 AM
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I can almost guarantee that either, A, this guy's just a joke account and in which case he doesn't deserve the dignity of a response or B, this person's a four year old and you should lighten up on him. I think A is the most likely answer, as a brainwashed kid (or adult for that matter)isn't likely to be smart enough to think of trying to cover their IP address.


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post Jul 17 2006, 12:48 AM
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I dont care if it was A or B, he's an Idiot either way, and for the things he has said he has called upon my spite...
   
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post Jul 17 2006, 12:52 AM
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Hey worthless cocksucking piece of shit, if your looking for a heathen why the fuck didn't you ask me. Let me tell you something "YOUR GOD CAN SUCK MY DICK!!!!". See that. Thats called blasphemy, wanna know how I can do that. Because your god gave me free will, right. Then what the fuck is wrong with me excersising the right that God himself gave me. If I didn't do that then I would be taking a wonderful opportunity for granted.
Also, how the hell am I suppose to believe the bible if it was written by man. Faith? Fuck Faith with a steel bat wrapped in rusty razor wire. It WAS changed, no doubt. If I can say Jesus was a whiney punk ass piece of shit without being stuck down by lightning than someone could have changed the bible. Don't forget some people won't just believe what ever bullshit that is force fed to them as a child.

So do me and start defending yourself so I can make fun of you for being a dumbass, I'ts quite fun. biggrin.gif


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post Jul 17 2006, 01:03 AM
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biggrin.gif you encourage him Omen... I'm all for Idiots being treated as Idiots, but I'd rather not hear him go on idiotically lol
   
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post Jul 17 2006, 03:51 AM
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I'm hoping that it's A, because if a pastor actually gave such a suck-ass assignment, I'll hunt down every member of that church and brutally slaughter them.


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post Jul 17 2006, 06:03 AM
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yes thats right. kobra is a heathen. the way he, nighmare, and omen flamed bria was inexcusable. and so is the way you're all flaming me.

jwguy: you must not be a true christian. what sect do you belong to? personally, i'm a jehovah's witness.

i won't tolerate your hatred. and omen, you're going to hell!
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post Jul 17 2006, 06:12 AM
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QUOTE(jesusfreak2006 @ Jul 17 2006, 07:03 AM)
yes thats right. kobra is a heathen. the way he, nighmare, and omen flamed bria was inexcusable. and so is the way you're all flaming me.

jwguy: you must not be a true christian. what sect do you belong to? personally, i'm a jehovah's witness.

i won't tolerate your hatred. and omen, you're going to hell!
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Let me get this straight: you come here looking for an interview. So instead of just saying "I'd like to interview Kobra for..." you call me a heathen, tell JWguy that he's not a "true christian", and (ignoring the previous baseless and ambigous statement) then tell my best friend he's going to hell for exercising one of the rights that your god gave him? Something isn't adding up here.

You didn't come here for an interview, did you? No, you came here for a fight. Your entire purpose for joining was to instigate and attempt to start a flame war to fill your vapid life with something other than your meaningless cult. Why else would you hide behind a faulty proxy? Why else would your email address be "kobrasrealmsucks@gmail.com"?

You came here to start shit. There was no sunday school assignment, was there? You're just some overly-zealous Christian who doesn't like it when someone says something they disagree with and tries in vain to make them "change their ways" so that everyone conforms to the same ideal that you do.

You're the kind of person that loathes individuality and freedom of speech. You're nothing more than a worthless fascist ten-year old who thinks that he is infallible just because he follows some bullshit, hackneyed religion.

I can't wait for your response. I'm dying to mock you even more! And I bet everyone else is, too...


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post Jul 17 2006, 07:57 AM
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QUOTE(jesusfreak2006 @ Jul 17 2006, 06:03 AM)
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I think we already knew that

anyway stop forcing your shit own our throats and try to enlighten yourself www.evilbible.com

You say you are a true christian when you really are just somebody who needs to believe a higher power will save him as he is insecure about himself and his place in life.
back door, easy exit, CHRISTIANITY

and before you start at me i went to church for 13 years and by the 12th I wqas wondering how the heck i ever believed it
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:35 AM
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god, you stupid idiots are giving people like me a bad name, and by the way JEHOVAS WITNESS IS HEATHEN YOU IDIOT! IT IS A CULT!!

stupid dipsh*t... i HATE people like you that give MY religion such an obscene view by others, all you idiots do is scare people away, you stupid hypocrit! shut it and get out of this site...
   
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post Jul 17 2006, 10:53 AM
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...so, yeah, you picked the entirely wrong bunch of people to approach, here. I think you insulted everyone, even those you would otherwise have greeted happily, I suppose.

I'm not terribly bothered about being called a heathen - you're a complete and total stranger to me, as I am to you, so I'm fairly certain your judgement can't be based on anything beyond what you know off this site, which in the case of anyone except Kobra, and the posts, is... probably highly minimal.
Better a heathen than someone idiotic enough to post something like that, here.

If you ARE foolhardy enough to return to this thread, please leave. Preaching is a waste of everyone's time - your time to type, and our time to retort.
Although I must say I do find it mildly amusing.


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post Jul 17 2006, 12:16 PM
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its probably some 11 year old idiot... incompitent losers are so full of themselves
   
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