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What's so ironic about Intelligent Design? (Articles/Rants)
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Insights of the Idiotic: Teenage Slang and Sayings (Articles/Rants)
December 12, 2007 - 7:11 am

You Say "Affirmative Action;" I Hear "Racism" (Articles/Rants)
December 10, 2007 - 2:48 am

Want to Fix the Economy? The Solution is Simple. (Articles/Rants)
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An Overlook of Obnoxious Christmas Songs (Articles/Rants)
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The Solution to Boredom (Articles/Rants)
November 25, 2007 - 10:45 am

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November 21, 2007 - 11:53 am

Celebrities. (Articles/Rants)
November 16, 2007 - 10:49 am

What's So Ironic About an Unholy Apocalypse? (Articles/Rants)
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Attention Atheists: You Can't Change History! (Articles/Rants)
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The Loser's Guide to Being Cool (Articles/Rants)
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Fuck Lane Garrison! (News and Updates)
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You're Not Howard Stern; You're Boring! (Articles/Rants)
October 30, 2007 - 3:33 pm

If You're Thinking Arby's, I'm Thinking Homicide (Articles/Rants)
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How to Deal with Pacifists (Art/Image)
October 17, 2007 - 10:44 pm

Stephen Colbert Deserves the Presidency (Articles/Rants)
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My Answer to "Pro-Life or Pro-Choice?" (Articles/Rants)
October 10, 2007 - 5:56 pm

Fairy Tales Your Parents Will Never Tell (Articles/Rants)
October 7, 2007 - 11:35 pm

Idealism and Other Forms of Idiocy (Articles/Rants)
October 4, 2007 - 2:10 pm

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October 1, 2007 - 1:50 am

The Difference Between Blogs and Other Web Sites (Articles/Rants)
September 27, 2007 - 3:53 am

Why Doesn't Mexico Float into South America? (Articles/Rants)
September 25, 2007 - 3:43 am

Alumni and Homecoming - In Layman's Terms (Articles/Rants)
September 24, 2007 - 12:07 am

Common Phrases That I Hate (Articles/Rants)
September 17, 2007 - 3:46 am

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September 13, 2007 - 10:47 pm

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September 11, 2007 - 2:32 pm

I Don't Have A Hero; Eat Shit! (Articles/Rants)
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Jack Thompson is Racist (Articles/Rants)
September 7, 2007 - 3:43 am

300 Reasons Why I'm the Best (Articles/Rants)
September 6, 2007 - 3:57 am

Natural Disaster? Call For the Whaaaaambulance! (Articles/Rants)
September 5, 2007 - 4:20 am

I hate my family, too... but for good reason! (Articles/Rants)
September 2, 2007 - 11:15 pm

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September 2, 2007 - 2:23 pm

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The Stereotypical Atheist Does Not Exist (Articles/Rants)
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The One-Step Guide to Making Soap Operas Entertaining (Articles/Rants)
August 20, 2007 - 10:50 pm

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August 18, 2007 - 2:59 am

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August 17, 2007 - 2:25 am

"Juggalo" is Synonymous With Cacophonic (Articles/Rants)
August 15, 2007 - 4:35 am

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August 9, 2007 - 4:43 am

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August 8, 2007 - 4:40 am

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August 6, 2007 - 8:08 pm

Your Annoying Little Shit is Our Future (Articles/Rants)
August 5, 2007 - 5:14 am

This May Come As A Shock: Proverbs Are NOT Universal Law (Articles/Rants)
August 2, 2007 - 7:11 am

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August 1, 2007 - 7:26 am

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August 27, 2007 - 3:39 pm

Ground Rules for ANY Role-Playing Game. (Articles/Rants)
July 26, 2007 - 4:48 am

Local "Code Enforcement" Officials Need to Pull Their Heads Out of Their Asses (Articles/Rants)
July 21, 2007 - 1:06 pm

The Consequences of Favoritism - A Story of My Least-Favorite Teacher (Articles/Rants)
July 12, 2007 - 8:59 am

Gaming Industry: Out of Ideas? Make Another First-Person Shooter! (Articles/Rants)
July 11, 2007 - 7:46 pm

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July 7, 2007 - 6:04 am

Phishing - Proving Human Stupidity Since 1996 (Articles/Rants)
July 4, 2007 - 8:13 am

You're Not "EMO-tional;" You're Worthless (Articles/Rants)
July 3, 2007 - 11:52 pm

Stick To One Language Per Sentence, Asshole! (Articles/Rants)
June 27, 2007 - 7:53 am

Public High Schools Are Damaged Beyond Repair (Articles/Rants)
June 25, 2007 - 12:29 am

Aspects of Redneck Culture That Confound Me (Articles/Rants)
June 21, 2007 - 8:22 am

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June 18, 2007 - 4:42 am

How to Kill Someone Like a Man (Articles/Rants)
June 17, 2007 - 1:12 pm

Controversial? Let the Voters Decide! (Articles/Rants)
June 15, 2007 - 4:47 am

Attention CNN: "Paris Hilton Has Stopped Crying" is Not a National Concern (Articles/Rants)
June 11, 2007 - 11:13 am

A Comprehensive Guide to Image Board Terms (Articles/Rants)
June 10, 2007 - 6:21 pm

"The Classics" (News and Updates)
June 8, 2007 - 11:31 am

If Clinton Becomes President, Run For the Canadian Border! (Articles/Rants)
June 5, 2007 - 11:50 am

Five Shitty Country Songs That Are Always on the Radio (Articles/Rants)
June 2, 2007 - 4:15 am

Pyromania and Other Non-Exclusive Traits (Articles/Rants)
May 29, 2007 - 11:07 am

If You Thought Hollywood Hit Rock Bottom Before: Think Again! (Articles/Rants)
May 26, 2007 - 10:59 pm

Violence Kicks Ass and Solves Everything! (Articles/Rants)
May 24, 2007 - 11:03 pm

Not Sure if an Honors Class is Right For You? Play it Safe and Don't Take One. (Articles/Rants)
May 24, 2007 - 10:36 am

Considering a Summer Job? Don't Bother. (Articles/Rants)
May 21, 2007 - 4:56 am

Reading Anti-Game Criticisms is Like Gargling Whale Excrement (Articles/Rants)
May 20, 2007 - 1:48 am

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May 18, 2007 - 7:57 am

The Five Worst Video Games of All Time (Articles/Rants)
May 17, 2007 - 10:14 am

I've got your senior citizen discount right here... (Articles/Rants)
May 16, 2007 - 7:57 am

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May 15, 2007 - 5:46 am

"Cheap Maddox Ripoff" And Other Dumb Insults (Articles/Rants)
May 15, 2007 - 12:10 am

A Mother's Day Gift for Every Mother, Everywhere (Articles/Rants)
May 13, 2007 - 1:50 am

Hurricane Season 2007 - Let's Go For a Record This Year! (Articles/Rants)
May 10, 2007 - 7:28 am

Rarely (If Ever) Asked Questions (Articles/Rants)
May 7, 2007 - 11:40 pm

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May 5, 2007 - 1:52 pm

The Cynic's Solution for Illegal Immigrants (Articles/Rants)
May 3, 2007 - 10:38 am

What's So Ironic About a Myspace User Calling a Nerd "Pathetic?" (Articles/Rants)
May 1, 2007 - 2:33 pm

A Quick Edit (Art/Image)
April 29, 2007 - 3:10 am

Kobra, MMO Sprite Artist? (News and Updates)
April 27, 2007 - 11:43 am

Personal Responsibility is so 20th Century (Articles/Rants)
April 26, 2007 - 7:48 am

What is Everyone's Fixation on Everyone Else's Sexuality? (Articles/Rants)
April 20, 2007 - 7:56 am

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April 15, 2007 - 7:47 am

Do You Celebrate a Carbon-Copy Religion? (Articles/Rants)
July 13, 2007 - 2:59 pm

Spring Break is Upon Us! (News and Updates)
April 6, 2007 - 8:52 pm

Next Year, Make April Fool's Day Epic! (Articles/Rants)
April 3, 2007 - 7:47 am

What Should the U.S. and British Do to Iran? (Articles/Rants)
April 1, 2007 - 9:17 pm

Are you white and completely devoid of talent? Why not rap? (Articles/Rants)
March 31, 2007 - 4:31 pm

Take Your Playbook and Shove It! (News and Updates)
March 30, 2007 - 1:27 pm

Phrases and Mantras That Aren't Worth a Piss (Articles/Rants)
March 29, 2007 - 5:00 pm

A List of Celebrities I Hate (Articles/Rants)
March 28, 2007 - 7:37 pm

How Condescending Am I? (Articles/Rants)
March 23, 2007 - 5:55 pm

"Epic" Doesn't Do This Movie Justice... (Articles/Rants)
March 20, 2007 - 12:00 pm

What's Agnosticism? Is It Slang For SATAN? (Articles/Rants)
March 19, 2007 - 11:43 am

Your Meal is Served (Art/Image)
March 16, 2007 - 12:57 am

Condemned to Eternal Damnation by a Stranger! (Hate Mail) (Articles/Rants)
March 13, 2007 - 10:44 pm

Awesome Web Sites (News and Updates)
March 11, 2007 - 11:15 pm

100 Things That Piss Me Off (Articles/Rants)
March 11, 2007 - 11:11 pm

More Quality Music, Please (News and Updates)
March 8, 2007 - 10:51 pm

12 Rules for Avoiding a Public Ass-Kicking (Articles/Rants)
March 6, 2007 - 11:40 pm

Are You a Lonely, Pathetic Loser? Take this Quiz and Find Out! (Articles/Rants)
September 6, 2007 - 8:38 pm

The Collective of Public Opinion (News and Updates)
March 2, 2007 - 1:39 am

Attention Customers: If I'm Not Laughing, Then You're Not Funny! (Articles/Rants)
March 1, 2007 - 12:51 am

You Probably Suck at Life... (News and Updates)
February 25, 2007 - 12:18 pm

Going to Florida? I Have a Better Idea: Get Brain Cancer! Florida Sucks! (Articles/Rants)
February 24, 2007 - 3:05 pm

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February 20, 2007 - 4:44 am

New Background Image (News and Updates)
August 9, 2007 - 4:06 pm

Are You an Attention-Seeking Whore? (Articles/Rants)
February 12, 2007 - 1:03 pm

So That Means You All Condemn ''Bowling For Columbine'' Too, Right? (Articles/Rants)
February 9, 2007 - 12:33 am

A Picture of How I Feel (News and Updates)
February 7, 2007 - 12:56 pm

No, I don't have a myFaves. Shut the hell up! (Articles/Rants)
February 6, 2007 - 3:04 am

Attention Tennagers: Bisexual is Not Synonymous With ''Cool'' (Articles/Rants)
January 30, 2007 - 12:47 pm

You're being Virtuous? Shut Up, You Greedy Vultures! (Articles/Rants)
January 27, 2007 - 2:38 pm

So My Site is Ugly. What's Your Point? (News and Updates)
January 27, 2007 - 1:04 am

Dr. Phil is a Fraud. (Articles/Rants)
January 24, 2007 - 12:16 am

Oh No! Another Black Page Rant!! (News and Updates)
January 23, 2007 - 9:02 pm

For the Betterment of Humanity, Ban these Fetishes from Porn Sites! (Articles/Rants)
January 22, 2007 - 5:25 pm

How To Be a Gangsta (Articles/Rants)
January 22, 2007 - 4:07 pm

Now That You Got Your Kids Back: Shut The Fuck Up! (Articles/Rants)
January 16, 2007 - 6:24 am

Is That Razor Not Doing it For You? (Art/Image)
January 14, 2007 - 11:31 pm

Looks Like the Dumbass is Ready for Round Two... (Hate Mail) (Articles/Rants)
January 12, 2007 - 1:13 am

The Anarchist's Cookbook (News and Updates)
January 11, 2007 - 1:04 pm

More Shallow Than a Pothole in the Sahara (Articles/Rants)
January 11, 2007 - 9:45 am

The Truth about Jack Thompson (Articles/Rants)
April 29, 2007 - 1:14 am

Unheavenly Smite (Art/Image)
January 8, 2007 - 2:19 pm

200th Post: A Guide to Living Like an Individual (Articles/Rants)
January 7, 2007 - 9:03 pm

Deprived Brits: Here's Some Real Metal! (News and Updates)
January 7, 2007 - 2:30 pm

What's Worse than Recieving Chain Email? (Articles/Rants)
January 6, 2007 - 12:12 am

A Solution to the Draft Controversy. (Articles/Rants)
January 4, 2007 - 4:02 pm

A Guide to Quality Television (Articles/Rants)
January 2, 2007 - 5:41 pm