Nobody Cares That You "Swing Both Ways," Really.
Even compared to all of the other bullshit trends that teenagers follow, the "bi" trend is one of the worst. You know the one: it rears its head every time that ugly emo girl tries desperately to hit on you. She'll drop hints like "I swing both ways" and "I don't mind sharing you" and you have to hold back the projectile vomiting that results from picturing her ever committing any sexual act.

Don't get me wrong. I have several friends (of both genders) who are bisexual, but they actually enjoy it as opposed to these girls who are just pretending to be "bi" as a desperate attempt to get laid so they don't think their lives are so unfulfilled. Also, they aren't uglier than a bag of smashed assholes. The ironic part is that these girls go out and have sex with 4 guys and 3 girls in one night, then they wonder why they landed the reputation as a slut. Not only is that disgusting as hell, but you're just fueling the fire of the jocks' egos.

What are they trying to prove? "Oh, I'm prepared to spread my legs to anyone." Yeah, we kinda figured that when you started wearing trendy clothing and listening to rap music. The only reason these idiots claim to be "bi" is because they believe every guy wants to have sex with two girls at once. Wrong answer, you superficial pre-teen whores!

There's really nothing else to add. Bisexuality is a tool used by lonely teenage girls to feel socially accepted.

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