For those of you who don't know him, Dr. Phil is the star of a television talkshow where he drags a couple on stage with an obvious problem, gives them some horse-shit therapy session, and everyone in the country takes his advice to heart (even though their problems are irrelevant to the guests' problems). This would be perfectly fine if it weren't for the fact that he was a loudmouthed, obnoxious fraud.
How is he a fraud? Well, he certainly hides it well, as most people don't realize they're being bullshitted. But the evidence is there. Who would sell a diet book with their fat ass on the cover of it, and expect people to take it seriously? If you said "Dr. Dickhead", have a cookie. Not only that, but Dr. Phil called a guest to appear on his show just to pull a publicity stunt by saying, "No... just leave. I have nothing to say to you."
Good job, asshole. You call this guy up out of the middle of nowhere to fly out to be on your show, just so you can say "I have nothing to say to you. Please get off the set." This poor guy probably rescheduled his entire life just to appear on national TV, and your producers probably spent a few thousand dollars on airline tickets and hotel accomodations just so the bald fraud could piss it all away in a desperate attempt to gain publicity.
As if that weren't enough, he's always trying to milk viewers from that evil bitch, Oprah Winfrey. Dr. Phil and Oprah should start a partnership called Embezzlement, Inc. Dr. Phil could take on the role of lying to the world, and Oprah can take the role of spending her vast billions of dollars for sexist educational establishments all around the world. It'll be like being gang-raped by the media. Can you imagine how great that will be? They could single-handedly replace Wal-Mart on the spectrum of evil.
Either that or cause irreversible lacerations to the collect psyche of the average consumer, thus making the average person even farther down the hole of intellectual bankruptcy. Nevermind that; Dr. Phil and Oprah for the win!
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