Ten reasons why I'm better than you:
10. I knew this page existed before you did.
9. I can edit this page and you can't.
8. I'm the only person who knows where the other secret pages are.
7. I'm not wasting my time reading this contrived bullshit.
Just kidding. I lied about there being 10 reasons. Tool.
375 people didn't know this was a hidden page.
Contact me: kobrasrealm@gmail.com