I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I am not posting my name or address on my website. If you need to contact me, my email address is on the bottom of every page on my website.

If it wasn't apparent by my Florida Sucks! page, I live in the state of Florida. I am a citizen of the United States of America, and I've never been outside of the US (though that's about to change)

This isn't technically a question, but I feel the need to address this: FUCK WIDESCREEN! I use a 1024x768 resolution on my computer and it looks great on it. The background lines up properly, etc. If you really give a shit, turn your resolution down. I'm not changing my website to adapt to your needs.

This was an inside joke that originated sometime before I met Omen because Omen could walk around school proclaiming, "There's a bomb in the bathroom! I'm gonna detonate it!" and not even get a slap on the wrists, yet other people got searched and harassed by the office for even the slightest rumor of them having a hit list or holding animosity towards other students. Another incident is when his class was going to the Gym to get their pictures taken for the yearbook and he started yelling, "I'm going to kill you all!" and a teacher told him to "keep it down." No shit, these are all true incidents.

The whole campaign joke itself originated during the class elections. We were making "Omen is God" jokes and we got the idea to hang up "Vote Omen for God" posters and try to put a write-in on the ballot for Omen to be elected as God. Alot of people hate Omen because of this joke, such as a girl in his drama class who responded to his "Omen is God" graffitti with "No, JESUS is God!" But don't get me started on that.

Independant/Agnostic/Straight/None-you-fucking-tool.

I know of many, but I use PHP (with MySQL of course), C++, Javascript, and occasionally something trendy like AJAX or Visual Basic.

You bet your pimple-covered ass I am!

Sure, go ahead.

Even if I wasn't a prude about personally-identifiable information, my school would go ape-shit if I even mentioned them on an innocent page such as this one.

Unlike bloggers, I'm not gonna site here pissing and moaning about being "lonely" while not doing a damn thing about it. There are two choices for the single man: do something about it or shut the hell up.

This is how I categorize websites from blogs and personal websites (a.k.a. blogs and places worth visiting):

Blogs are online diaries that require no HTML or programming knowledge to make. They are often filled with the antithesis to web content. The opinions are entirely shallow, and there is no passion put into the writing.

Personal websites are created from scratch, from nothing but the author's programming knowledge, and filled with meaningful content. Even if a personal website were to retain the bloggy atmosphere, it would still be miles above the level of blogs due to the fact that some effort went into the design.

Kobra's Corner is not a blog, no matter how much you might think so. Personal websites existed ages before the term blog existed, and I'll be damned if I get my website labeled with such a stupid media buzz-word.

Listen: Kobra's Corner is not a publication. Anything posted here is posted on my personal website, not a blog community or a public forum, or even a newspaper or other form of news media. What grounds could they have to even pursue such a lawsuit? "Oh, he sarcastically referred to my client as _____." So fucking what? This site is protected by the first amendment. When deciding if the suit is legitimate or not, the courts often will read the article and articles from around the same time period to determine the type of content that is on the offending website. I've made it clear that everything on this website is my opinion. That's why a lawsuit for libel would never go through.

Tough shit. They'd better be footing the bill.

The forcefulness. As Maddox once said, "I'm not about to change your basic fundamental beliefs with a two-paragraph blurb on my web site," so why should you try to change mine with a four-page, ill-structured email? Or, even worse, trying to tell me this bullshit in public. If you manage to speak over my headphones at maximum volume, I'll just chokeslam you into submission as many times as need be to successfully tune you out.

No, not at all.

No.

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