First, let me begin by saying that I am by no means a certified porn connoisseur. But I'd like to hope that all the pornography I've seen in my life is, well, normal. Sadly, I've come across some strange shit through Google Images and stories of my friend Rob's dad. Let's just say he doesn't know how to clear his history. Without further ado, and in no particular order:

Hentai: Hentai isn't actually as bad as most people make it out to be. There are some stereotypes associated with it (such as the obligatory tentacle rape scene), but it's not nearly abnormal enough to make fun of. Some of you might say "But what about the fact that people are spanking it to, and fantasizing about, 2D drawings?" Yeah, trust me. Hentai isn't as weird or erotic as it is funny. I don't like hentai, but I don't hate it either. Then why am I listing it? Because it meets the minimum requirements for weird. Keep this in mind.

Yiff/Anthro Porn: A subcategory of hentai involving anthropomorphic creatures (either furries or fursonas. Don't ask) having sex. Think Inu Yasha. While the entire subgenre itself is weird (borderline beastiality, anyone?), most of it is relatively clean. Then you find pictures of a giant red dragon raping a 10 year old foxboy and ripping it's arm off with it's teeth. It's not pleasant.

Guro: A subcategory of hentai involving mutilation. I'm not too sure if that definition is concise, but I saw a guro picture at my Dungeon Masters' house and immediately dismissed it as the weirdest form of hentai available. The aforementioned picture involved skull fucking. Literally.

Beastiality: Human + Animal = Vomit.

Tickling: You know that playful thing that siblings often did to annoy eachother? Yeah. People get off to that.

Bukakke: One girl. A dozen guys masturbating on the girl's face. That's really all there is to it, and it's unpleasant.

Scat: I don't know how low you have to be to rub shit all over yourself while having sex and enjoy it, but alot of people have sunk that far. We have a long way to go as a society.

Infantilism: Is this one step above or below being a pedophile? I'm not sure, but I think I can safely assert that both parties deserve to die. Infantilism involves dressing up like a baby and having sex. My friends found out a psuedo-acquaintance of a friend of a friend (we refuse to acknowledge anything further than that) was into infantilism, so he got stuck with the name "Baby Fucker." Score one for Omen!

Rape: Anyone who gets off to rape needs to be shot. Once again, safe assertion. And if you disagree, you need to be shot.

Anal licking: If there's any place a tongue shouldn't go, the ass would be at the top of the list.

Fisting: That's... quite disgusting. I don't think you're supposed to be able to fit that much up there, girl.

Necrophilia: Last but not least: necrophilia. Commiting sexual acts with a fucking corpse! Just, eww.

That's all my mind will let me think of for the moment. If there's anything I failed to mention, please spare me the painful mental trauma. Ignorance is bliss.

998 sick fucks masturbate to all of the above.
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