More Phrases that Should be Abolished from our Vernacular

Sometimes-- usually after a long day at school-- the sheer amount of bullshit spewed from peoples' mouths makes me envy the deaf.

That is so romantic.
When easily impressionable women say this, they put so much emphasis on the "so" that it becomes soooooooooo. I don't care what the situation is; anyone who puts this much emphasis on a word without being sarcastic pisses me off.
Who died and left you in charge?
How about you die and I appointed myself?
Opinions are like assholes... everyone has one.
No. Just stop. If you're trying to discredit someone else's claims, dismissing them as "just another person's opinion" is ineffectual and a waste of your breath. We know everyone has an opinion, dipshit; everyone also knows that some are more informed than others.
Get a life!
I don't know where to begin explaining everything wrong with this phrase. How does a living person "get a life?" Do we have to take one from someone? Can I take your life? Oh wait, that's murder.

Sometimes I wonder if people think before they speak, but the answer is glaringly obvious: No, they do not.

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