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If you're thinking to yourself, "Gee, I really hope nobody does something to raise Kobra's blood pressure," prepare to be bitterly disappointed.
Introducing a movie that's guaranteed to be the shittiest motion picture of the year: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, starring the monotone moron, Ben Stein.
In this upcoming Hollywood craptastophe, a geriatric old man runs around in shorts whining at the injustice that is the scientific method. From the movie's website:
Big Science has expelled smart new ideas from the classroom. What they forget is that every generation has its Rebel...
Ben blows the horn on SUPPRESSION![1]
I could understand if this was a film protesting real suppression, but it's not; the so-called "suppression" that Ben Stein is outraged over is that public schools aren't letting themselves being used by the religious to force their beliefs down everyone's throat.
You call that suppression? Ha! If you want to see REAL suppression, turn your history books to the Middle Ages when the church had absolute power.
Expelled: What a shitty concept for a movie. I'm not the only person who thinks so, either; Danny Ledonne, filmmaker and creator of Super Columbine Massacre RPG, had this to say about this horrible film and Ben Stein in general:
| "Looking from the super trailer, they had a crew of three people who couldn't light worth a shit anyway. [...] Ben Stein is an apologist for flat earth morons who are arguing for stork baby theory and the humans-alongside-dinosaurs version of history." |  |
In short
Don't see Expelled; it's a movie so shitty that the smell will haunt you for the rest of your life.
If one of your friend suggests this movie, immediately put them in a head-lock and don't let go until they recite the names, symbols, and atomic numbers of the first 10 elements of the periodic table in order. (When dealing with religious zombies and intellectual vampyrism, it's better to be safe than sorry.)
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