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Stupid People: The Leading Cause of Cynicism Since the Dawn of Time

Here's a question I'd like to pose towards every American who stumbles across this page and happens to be registered to vote: Do you think before you speak?

According to a recent poll, 1 in 10 Americans[1] believe that the presidential candidate, Barack H. Obama, is a Muslim. At the same time, everyone is shitting their pants over comments made by Obama's EX-pastor and demanding that Obama answer for them. Reread that sentence a few times until the hypocrisy sinks in. Nothing? Let me spell it out for you:

  • Jeremiah Wright is an idiot.
  • Jeremiah Wright said some very stupid things.
Still with me? Now here's the kicker:
  • Barack Obama is NOT Jeremiah Wright.
Have you found the obvious conclusion yet? Probably not, given the track record of some of you MORONS. Spoiler alert:
  • Since Barack Obama isn't Jeremiah Wright, then he is not responsible for any of the many stupid things that Jeremiah Wright says.
Imagine that; another obvious conclusion that requires me to drag people by the nose to find.

If it weren't for stupid people (like the ones described above), there wouldn't be cynicism. There probably wouldn't be nihilism, either. Congratulations, assholes, you've dicked the whole world!

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