http://backend.userland.com/rss092 http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/ The many offensive opinions of an agnostic American teenager who hates ignorance and stupidity. kobrasrealm@gmail.com kobrasrealm@gmail.com Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:29:21 GMT http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/desensitized-to-bullshit.php Americans don't know how to react to honesty. (The amount of hate mail I've received is an indication of this fact.) We've been bullshitted by the system for too long, and now everyone expects bullshit. I won't even try to think of a way to fix this situation; the damage is so out of my league it isn't even funny. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/list-people-who-need-to-die.php Some people are beyond hope; let's just kill them! http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/2012-doomsday-shitty-movie.php Do yourself a favor and DON'T WATCH THIS SHITTY MOVIE! http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/cry-fictional-death.php If you're the kind of idiot who cries over the death of someone who doesn't exist, you should think about calling Dr. Kevorkian. I'm serious. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/evolution-is-a-fact.php I have a special place in my heart for people who claim that "Evolution isn't a fact"-- the part that has the most cholesterol. Every time I encounter one of these chuckle-heads, I immediately feel like going into a barbaric rage and headbutting them repeatedly until one of us blacks out (usually them). http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/index.php?374 Just a news post. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/disaster-recipe.php Old people need to learn their place in the world or get the hell out of the world; the choice is theirs. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/stupid-democrats-republicans.php Democrats are wusses who want to give the weak and poor advantages over the middle class and Republicans are insecure totalitarian assholes. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/mac-vs-pc.php Don't be a self-righteous ass or, failing that, at least have enough testicular fortitude to call a Windows computer a Windows computer in your shitty, annoying commercials. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/farewell-to-assholes.php Happy Graduation, Class of 2008! Here's to hoping most of you die in a horrible accident so that, in the event that I end up dating one of you and get dragged to one of the class reunions, I won't spend the entire time wishing I could jackhammer my eardrums out to tune out your collective stupidity! http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/paul-broun.php Introducing Paul Broun, Republican Representative of the Georgia's 10th Congressional District and author of H.R. 5821, a bill that would outlaw pornography on military bases. To help illustrate why this is a bad idea, here is my good friend, Captain Obvious. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/rage/expelled-in-a-nutshell.php Expelled and Intelligent Design in a nutshell. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/socialize.php If you are unwilling to learn and go to school just to socialize, why bother showing up? http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/criminalize-satire.php The other day, I was asked, "If you're so fucking smart, how do you propose we fix everything wrong with the world?" After careful consideration, I have reached a conclusion: BAN SATIRE! http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/rage/islamic-swimsuit.php An image satirically depicting a woman dressed in a burka-like swimsuit. http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/rage/expelled-no-intelligence-allowed.php Don't see Expelled; it's a movie so shitty that its list of redeeming qualities can only be expressed in terms of i.